jinxedpixie:

James: What did you say was your favorite film, Tom?

Tom: Chamber of Secrets. We all look so cute.

James: All I can think of Chamber of Secrets was I got food poisoning having a omelet and I haven’t had one ever since.

Tom: A wise move.

James: Years ago.

Tom: This is the lessons that we’ve learned. 

James: That’s my lesson from Secrets.

THE AMOUNT OF BITCH PLEASE IN THIS IS OUTSTANDING.

emma-weasley:

“George never truly got over Fred’s death, but he eventually married Angelina Johnson, Fred’s ex-girlfriend, and named his first child Fred in loving memory of the twin brother he lost.”